shittymoviedetails:

The beach that makes you old

goatgirlballs:

well if its for fucked up and horny reasons, then i guess its okay…

holymilkglass:

source 1 2 3

neatotito:

effemimaniac:

weedclown69:

we have got to take monster energy anyway from the hands of trans people

“we have got to take the halos away from the heads of angels” <- how you sound right now

x2s:

play-now-my-lord:

ME: what strain are we smoking
FRIEND: it’s called Hapsburg Gas. One hit’s supposed to make you feel like the master of all Europe
ME: i dunno, we’re about a bowl in and I don’t feel shit
FRIEND, FIVE MINUTES LATER: dude. You have a single testicle, black as coal, and your head is full of water. Is that normal for you
ME, STRUGGLING TO STAND UPRIGHT OVER THE WEIGHT OF MY JAW: Do you have. My cousin’s number

ronniemree:

byronicbrunette:

if smoking weed and admiring a beautiful man is wrong i never ever ever want to be right